Turtle's tantrums and tales

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Bright eyes

Bright eyes burning like fire.

Bright eyes and can you turn and fade?

How can the one thing that burns so brightly suddenly burn so pale.

Bright eyes…

So I arise and see the burning pyre, and wish for the four to come yet know that the emptiness of the burning pyre will continue as I cannot walk closer to it without it glowing faint.

Old habits become an aging dawn that smacks of the ignorance of years gone past risen again to afford you no friendship but only to give you stark warning of an nothing and an everything.

A sweet whisper turns into a faint siren leading you onward as you fall into a cascade of ignorance which offers the path to true wisdom but will only do so upon recognition of this fact. Blind faith turns into a deceptive ally. Sceptical nonchalance an even and the same…

Bright eyes

Monday, January 29, 2007

Question

Would you love me if I was A Robot?

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

He's so bright and milky white

Its snowed this morning, of course it had all melted by the time I got to work.. Engines and crowds in a jam and mothers pushing prams and commuters headbutting their way to work in the manner of a peacock..

Of our very own dust cart of tower hamlets rubbish and recycling was not one of these vehicles contributing to the ceaseless global warming. Alas, typically they decided to save the planet yet again today by leaving everyone's rubbish festering on the streets like fetid turds as usual. Good form indeed for an award winning council.

So I've come through the eye of a needle, I might do some shopping at lunch today, should I find any thing I can make a decision about then all will be right with the world though there is a strong chance I won't.. I'm a fairly indecisive person at the moment, one minute I'm up the next I'm down..i'm like a yak on heat trying to develop telekonesis whilst simultanously being unable to understand the most simplist of things.

I'm getting stupider and more vague all the time, the mental agility of people around me becomes increasingly astounding all the time and I'm left asking the question 'what's the difference between us?' we can start at pythagoras! Or you can scream lets sniff glue and see who means it!

Anyway, confusion..But more likely just this cold snap is making my bones cold. Something that I'll be able to sort out with a trusty friend called booze whilst I build a shrine to a forgotten smokers habit..Who knows, where this gravy train will end!

Monday, January 22, 2007

January sales

Hi how are ya?

Hey hey long time no see baby?

HIIIIIIIIIIIIYYAAAAAAA

Hi?

Hey everyone…That’s the only way to say it it’s been so long but I’m nervous you see.. I’ve stared this new job at the Royal Academy of Arts and after two weeks I’m not yet making forays onto the web, for all I know their IT department is as sharper as a folded up piece of paper that has been sprinkled with lemon juice and stabbed in somebody’s eye. What to do? I’m offline!! Knocked out!!!!

Darling Pepper sums up my job perfectly with the apt phrase ‘Paper shuffler’ but it’s all good, it’s 50 percent off in the restaurant and that is absolutely fine by me..I live to eat beef stroganoff and pasta bake! It’s fucking amazing.. in lieu of my new found administration baptism of fire I have also decided on several new career trajectories.. here is the list: Environmentalist (based on having watch I heart Huckabees) Glass blower, interior designer, arts curator, porn star, novelist, shop owner and rapper..

In my spare timeI have created a fictional character called Piggy Magoo and Duffy Maloy.. They tie in nicely with my previous fictional characters such as the Mexican noble El Salvador and his nemesis Sosa Ramone and also Hector, a wannabe Terrance Stamp and Humourless man…Based on someone I once know who shall remain nameless.. This new epic will hopefully be my best yet, not that ill ever write it as fame is lying in wait in much more unexpected pastures…Read on…

I am also apparently making an appearance in a Russell Brand gallery – watch out world.

So here I am floating through, DVD series box sets are currently being consumed by a shitload, cigarette cravings remain strong, Jade Goody is the new Hitler, I’m thinking a lot about food and learning new skills..it’s a productive time for me.. I’m going to be famous through my new found looky likey and I’m already thinking about the next burn..i’m building up to it like a pregnant Zepplin in labour.

Anyway, signing off for the moment..i must update my blog more, it’s getting stupid..pester me everyone..

Lots of love! xxxx