January sales

Hi how are ya?

Hey hey long time no see baby?

HIIIIIIIIIIIIYYAAAAAAA

Hi?

Hey everyone…That’s the only way to say it it’s been so long but I’m nervous you see.. I’ve stared this new job at the Royal Academy of Arts and after two weeks I’m not yet making forays onto the web, for all I know their IT department is as sharper as a folded up piece of paper that has been sprinkled with lemon juice and stabbed in somebody’s eye. What to do? I’m offline!! Knocked out!!!!

Darling Pepper sums up my job perfectly with the apt phrase ‘Paper shuffler’ but it’s all good, it’s 50 percent off in the restaurant and that is absolutely fine by me..I live to eat beef stroganoff and pasta bake! It’s fucking amazing.. in lieu of my new found administration baptism of fire I have also decided on several new career trajectories.. here is the list: Environmentalist (based on having watch I heart Huckabees) Glass blower, interior designer, arts curator, porn star, novelist, shop owner and rapper..

In my spare timeI have created a fictional character called Piggy Magoo and Duffy Maloy.. They tie in nicely with my previous fictional characters such as the Mexican noble El Salvador and his nemesis Sosa Ramone and also Hector, a wannabe Terrance Stamp and Humourless man…Based on someone I once know who shall remain nameless.. This new epic will hopefully be my best yet, not that ill ever write it as fame is lying in wait in much more unexpected pastures…Read on…

I am also apparently making an appearance in a Russell Brand gallery – watch out world.

So here I am floating through, DVD series box sets are currently being consumed by a shitload, cigarette cravings remain strong, Jade Goody is the new Hitler, I’m thinking a lot about food and learning new skills..it’s a productive time for me.. I’m going to be famous through my new found looky likey and I’m already thinking about the next burn..i’m building up to it like a pregnant Zepplin in labour.

Anyway, signing off for the moment..i must update my blog more, it’s getting stupid..pester me everyone..

Lots of love! xxxx