Turtle's tantrums and tales

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Thursday, November 30, 2006

MIA

OH shit

something terrible has gone wrong and our dear friend Jamie has been sent back to America by immigration just before decom.

It's a horrible state of affairs and an absolute heartbreaker. Jamie, i'm so sorry that you've had to go through an experience like this..

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Monday, November 20, 2006

Barren Blog

I have been a victim of a failed experiment; I tried to take my blog to unseen pastures, abstract settings pushing the parameters of bloggery!

But I failed; I have been guilty of all the seven deadly sins by ignoring my beloved online diary. Maybe it's the towering nature of London towering over me like a city that is big.

So at last i return after a hiatus, how long was it? Three maybe four years i can't remember but during my time away I have learnt these things.

1).....

Nope i can't think of a single thing that i have learnt, basically i got bored of my last blog idea and am cutting my losses because it was a pile of wank, so ill start from the beginning - what did i do this weekend!

Friday Night...
White wine and a dinner consisting of minty lamb steaks veg and potatoes, i fucking shafted it!
The crapest film ever made ever
Saturday...
The stuff: fry-up, TV collection from Freecycle, gym, cleaning and tidying
The trip to a trendy bar in a trendy square to see old uni friend
bed
Sunday...
Trip to Camden to return friends jumper that he left in trendy bar the night before
Lovely roast dinner and play with the kids and Lucy and Kever's
Bed
Today...
Hideaous journey to work, work.

So i'm back, not really firing on all cylinders but with plenty of enthusiasm building back - i hope. Hooray.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Acedia - Sloth

Yum yum

Past me another hunk of beef!

Yum yum

Pass me another flagon of mead!

glug glug

Pass me my pipe and slippers!

Puff puff

Pass me a bed

Snoor snoor

A good night sleep