Turtle's tantrums and tales

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Thursday, September 28, 2006

Blog backlog? i ride with the waves man

Like the water that seeks to flood our basement i have been accused of amassing blog backlog because i havent posted in so long..

Surely such an accusation expresses the touching fears of some that they'll miss out on the things i've been doing an therefore somehow miss on the life of Riley..

So what have i been doing you ask? flying kites, surfing webs, snogging beach balls and chewing table legs?, thats the behaviour of a crazy person so here we go...

Home-whisky-sleep-wake-whisky-bedrock-flagging-hugs-dancing-whisky-cunt bouncer- taxi-soloman-24 hour snack shop-wake-chat-fry up-something-bed-5.00 FUCKING START- cemetary-whisky-Stratford-cafe-peacocks-boots-poundstore-thoughts of ha hah hahhh-home-nap-wake-crap im scared-food-bed-worrying-wake-new job- transcripts- reseacrh- micro word- white office- lunch break- tap tap tap-ring phone ring-oh my god this WON'T kill me-dreaming of my darling wife-seeing my darling wife-homefag-dinner-scrapbook-bed fast forward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-weekend-Dougal-Pepper-Helen-ninja'-parents-all in one place-awkward-hilarious-laugh-cry-weed muffin-whisky-go weird-pass out-wake up-Stratford-photos-stress-fine outfit-hot wife-tube-drink-big surprise-even bigger surprise!!-fun joy and happiness beyond my wildest dreams-gratitude-eternal love to my sweet wife who i cherish everyday-tears-i love you-booze-drunken bastard-drugs-taxi-horrible revelations-sketchy morning- contentment-sleep-food-bed-work.......................family-best not worth mentioning- living life-enjoying life- choose life, choose life -choose life- domestic bliss- choose life- choose life!!

choose wife

CHOOSE MARRIED LIFE!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Friday, September 22, 2006

Save the best till last

So the working week is swinging and its the second full week back since i got home from America..and you may notice that the 'other' blogs are filled with wide-eyes transcripts of wonderment and joy where burning man appears as an oasis of milk and honey where the innocent and naive covort naked on the lawns?

Or have you heard tales of a dry dust sodden playa where mortals prowl the plain in search of the next whisky bar? oh don't ask why! oh don't ask why! where bright neon lights and the natural force of fire go head to head in a battle to where only bloody mary's can win? who knows...so i hear you saying that there's one blog missing, and yes here i am, back at last to roast all of you until all of our ears bleed like we're in industrial fridges playing guitar!

Perhaps my randomness is indicitive of the great frazzled time i had at burning man..it's hard to explain so i will let the pictures do the talking for you see..

1 picture is worth 1000 words!













Some pictures cannot be put into words!