The Nineties are coming back

The insidious nineties are making their return to these shores.. First the Spice Girls re-unite to take flight and show the UK that mothers and sem-neurotic bintism can still translate into girl power despite the fact that they are all pathetic.

Today Kevin Keegan has been named as Newcastle manager with all the geordies thrilled that the man who briefly threatened to bring them some real success is back in Toon.

And what else pray tell?

Well i haven't yet thought of anything else but if we see an upturn in popularity with anything associated with baggy bun bags, wrestling or gawpy faced goon brained grunge balls then unsheath your sword and recant this poem..

Yee of the Nineties, from cheesy pastures came.
You shall not corrupt with outdated fame
For if you rear your nineties head
Then i shall knock your sideways baseball cap clean off
With my turn of millenium blade of steel and death.

Yee of the Nineties, from spotty moors of kewl
Your spells of feel good Brittania are what makes me ill
And if you shall come at me with your VHS
Then my MP3 will rip your Tye dye top to shreds
And so shall my blade stand stout and right
Aganist the Nineties foe of spite!

Back in the basement

Being corrupted by money is something i've always wanted to happen to me. As i sit in the basement of the summer exhibition office having personally sworn to myself i'd never do this job again i am meditating on my own corruption.

So i'm back doing the summer show once again though i know this will definitely be the last time. Have i been corrupted by money? True my rise has been meagre but it is what basically made me stay, if they'd offered me the same role i would have turned it down.

So in a year i've graduated from Assistant to Team Leader, I'm strutting around like Gareth Keenan going ooooooooooooooooohhh and yeaaaahhh.

I'm corrupted and i'm dirty like Cousin Elvin's chocolate popsical.

But my apparent unproffesional dirty work self is tempered by my new found love of ninja and a health kick.. So in this regard i am very pure. Consequently, everything rests with me giving up my vices and maintaining this health kick for if i don't then i will be a damm damm dirty bitch..

Oooohhh Yeah.

Boilers Fixed

Fixed, a new slightly suspect boiler that masquerades as a modern piece of hardware but is ropey as fook at actually heating water. These Morco's ain't what they used to be, ain't what they used to be, ain't what they used to be..

www.solveigs-song.me.uk

That's the guy who fitted sain boiler, he's building his own boat and has been for some years now, he's cool...

Anyway, so the way of the warrior has taken hold of me after christmas and new year (which was nice by the way, i got a new hat)

Myself, and my darling wife are going to commence study of the Bujinkhan, the only genuine international form of true Ninjitsu. Soon the power of the Ki will inform all my waking hours. Next week we will watch a session and ask our future sensei many questions. Training begins the following week.

Check out the glory of Master Hatsumi!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bujinkan

Apart from that, i'm just back at work, trying to write my novel and thinking about how i am finally going to be a Ninja Turtle!!