The Rise And Fall of Pigee Magoo

The Rise and Fall Of Pigee Magoo

By M. B. Turtle


It Began As a Mistake

I was walking around this lonesome town
And on everyone’s face was nought but a frown
And all you could see amongst the shattered debris
Was a town contested by two parties.

Duffy Maloy…

One half of the town was ruled by a butcher.
Go by the name of Duffy Maloy
Duffy Maloy, arch-ripper, with eyes in the back of his head
You stray from his sight you’ll end up in a fight
And you’ll certain end up dead

And with his plans laid out,
Cigarette in his mouth,
He’ll plot your certain doom.
Don’t fuck with him now, don’t come around,
Or you’ll disappear into the night without a sound.

Pigee Magoo...

The other half of the town was ruled by a banker,
Go by the name of Pigee Magoo
And Pigee Magoo didn’t know what to do when he was growing up
He was smarter then most, could deliver on his boasts
As he rose right to the top.

A mathematical mind with genius entwined
Propaganda and pie all combined,
He’ll be king of this town, wearing his crown,
Leaving his enemies one by one in the ground.