Reppin Bear Biddy Bays

Last night we had a lovely gathering with fellow boaters at the far end of the marina. The Brentford pumpkin challenge cup brought some interesting contenders. Stand out pumpkins included a melon (purchased due to national pumpkin shortage) sculpted into a rabbit, a pumpkin that looked like an Amazonian warrior and a trio of pumpkins each more inventive then the last. The latter would go on to win the tournament. Yet not one pumpkin utilised UV light, a fact that made me sorely regret not being able to find a pumpkin.

There was wine and good chat and a belligerent drunk boater named Murray who told us stories about plumber friend Rentoleak, the worst plumber in the world whilst informing his fellow lady boaters that they had disconcerting buttocks. We also learnt from some Devoners who live on the island that proper terms for Bays from Bideford is ‘reppin bear Biddy Bays’

We also might get ourselves a kitten as it was proven to us last night that you can keep them on the marina. It just requires a jigsaw, some spare kittens and a decent name ( which we have largely thanks to T.S Lewis)

I want one and i'm tired of of this woeful office assistant substitute on my outlook at work!

Cool.