Its Gastrobaby next week

So its Gastroberry next week and with the moon hanging in tandem with Saturn’s third anus you can be sure it’ll lead to a lethal combination of wine and blue cheese in the third evening of the 15th hour.

Apart from that I’m looking forward to getting away from this place I have to work in and the infernal tedium of relentless sales to wannabe arts collectors who spend £50 on some sub-par etching of a farm in Norfolk and have the nerve to try and engage me in conversation.

So it’ll be nice in that sense. Plus I want to check and see what the fuss is all apart having spent my three years at uni hearing about it from beanie hat wearing cider drinkers, I think its about time, don’t you?