Turtle's tantrums and tales

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Next investment: a large tank to sit on our pontoon with adjoining joy stick tubing with powerful suction capabilities so we never have to move our boat again.

Next investment: A large amount of vallium for the next time we even think about switching the engine on.

Next Investment: A bible.

Next Investment: Scientific companies experimenting in teleportation products.

So a new day dawns, a sad day admittedly, having been thoroughly outplayed by our boat, even the fact that the European cup final is on tonight scarcely lifts my mood – I feel like I’ve truly aged, but in any case, there is no sense in being too melodramatic about our first boating near-disaster.

It is my birthday tomorrow and I’ll be 22 so hopefully the influx of things I want will cheer me up.. At least it won’t involve doing this; AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

xxx

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