Fashion Bot One Online

Once upon a time my wife ordered 35 vintage dresses off ebay for 5 pounds. After spending one afternoon trying on alot of these fine gowns I became particularly attached to one peechy coloured number which will be used at Nowherre - El wire peach cobler anyone?

Now that is put to bed work has begun on a brand new fashion/art piece for Nowhere in which we will tear the guts out of imacs and adorn ourselves in technical finery FASHION BOT 1 IS BORN! Muffin is FASHION BOT 2.

Apart from rendering my lungs into a hoarse state of ghastly indifference through belowing technical fashion insults, the plan is to single handedly project ourselves into new realm of cyborg sexiness on the sun parched Spanish mountains.

But first, we must tackle the drudgery of our jobs and emptying our tank of 'you know what tonight', it'll be the first time we have moved the boat since we spent six hours with our Mongolian/West Country landlord driving her back from the repair yard.

Since then it's all been smiles and sunshine in dispersed with some stress, rust repellant, elsan blue and other such lovelies.. This new life is fucking ace, and it's unsurprising that thoughts have now turned to blinkies and fur (as it inevitably does after a while)

But in case I don't make it back from the pump out, please send all tributes to my darling wife (FASHION BOT 2)

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