Happy birthday to me

I already have got a new mobile and some fab braces which i'm currently sporting at work today,

I've spilled some coffee on a woman on the tube who wanted my death afterwards, and i also spilt some on myself earlier on the train - no more coffee today, but who cares when you're running off the adrenaline of being 22 years old.

And they're so sweet at work - my manager Paul wants to go through how to use the invoice printer with me today, gosh, isn't it nice that when people remember?...I mean I just love invoice printers, they're really fun... So great.