Sharp nails, daggers, teeth and a pirate worthy or scum buggery!

Hear ye,

After a long drawn out process of intense work at work it has finally calm down and i can do what i am best at doing - workwise and that is nothing but surfing the waves of the internet and stewing in its soothing juices.

Anyhow, so its been busy, the summer exhibition is a long tedious hateful process involving people who all think that they are the greatest since michelangelo. What these people don't realise is that I AM THE GREATEST SINCE MICHELANGELO..just kidding, maybe in terms of humour ha ha (laughing)

But all thoughts must now turn to parties and our forthcoming move to the sacred isle of Brentford steeped in tradition, folklore and history where the spirits of amateur poets like Shelley and the deeds of 4th rate generals like Julius Caesar swell in the mist and fall slick on people's find the morning dew on a cool spring morning.

Anyway, so as you may know we have created a neon el wire sign which i did (in truth) bugger up when i'd started off perfectly well but thanks to Dougal's already existing well connected el wire on my green waistcoat all will be fine..im getting in three metres of the stuff next week so im going to need some practice, i was hoping to get it before hand but you can't trust corperations so ill be left to my own devices yet again..well more like my wife to sort me out once more!

so you may not hear from me until after the party all crazy and wild eyed like a feckless freak! a UV animal with the menapause, a yak on heat with fur for a brain and froth for a nose....watch this space freak faces..

xxxxx