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Monday, October 30, 2006

Seven deadly sins posts...

You've heard of them haven't you?

How if you commit one then you will burn in hell?

Now everyone here at tantrums and tales would like to bring to you the brand new initiatve that involves the commisioning of the seven deadly sins for applicable and beneficial daily usage. We believe that sins are simply states of being, functions, if you will of the spectrum of human capabilty, they are causal and therefore have no basis in black and white ideas of capital vice and cardinal sin

Envy - Invidia

Take an ordinary dinner situation, imagine that Imhotep is eating a burger and Jane is eating some caviar - now Jane and Imhotep love each other very much (so we can already see how vice can be undermined) now Jane scoops the caviar into her gob and begins to munch on the tasty fish eggs, green eyed Imhotep surveys the scene and looks sadly at his burger.

Yet generous Jane sees Imhotep's predicament and scoops some fish eggs onto his plate and Immi as she has affectionately dubbed him muches greedily, now Jane, who has by now got very fishy breath and a sulty tongue feels the need for some juicy relief! so while Imhotep is emmersed in his caviar Jane takes a big bite out of the burger - the result

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Now Jane and Imhotep are happy, so could you!

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