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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Writers block everyone? Not on my watch

Fellow blophets?

Hello?

Are you there?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU... Sorry, slightly warped today after going to watch Texas chainsaw massacre the beginning, oh the delightful gore of it, the horror and pain i actually think that the sheriff is a billion times worse then the kid with the chainsaw i mean think about it..

1) Chainsaw man is an alchemist and probably in the pay of the NHS department of pioneering medical surgery techniques
2) Chainsaw man actually spends a lot of time downstairs keeping quiet and generally staying out of people's way
3) Chainsaw man deosn't seem to need to eat so would make a good pet and guard dog
4) Chainsaw man is my friend

But anyway i digress.... The main point of this post is to moan about the lack of posts within our fledgling blog community.. Apart from noble Boo i havent been hearing a peep out of our fellow burners and although Leo can be excused possibly it's just not good enough!

Oh but what's this I hear you say "We have lives" "We don't have the time" "I'm bored of my blog" "I've got nothing to say" all of the usual lazy mumbo jumbo,

Now you listen here you crumy lot, i could be passed out on a bean bag with leg for an arm and an arm for a leg fucked on K with a belt doubling up as a G-string and i'd still find the time to post on this bloody thing so you can too!

Yes sir! three bags full sir! You don't want a meeting with a chainsaw do you? NOW YOUR LISTENING! That's right fellows.. reclaim your titles as the greatest blophets in the universe and join me in the stratosphere as we tower above the world wide web arms aloft and our heads held high.

You have the power!

4 Comments:

  • At 8:26 AM, Blogger DougalDutch said…

    I consider that a firm gauntlet to the face. Challenge accepted, watch my blog bitch!

     
  • At 9:39 AM, Blogger Turtle said…

    Well done count Dougal, you're a man of honour!

    Who will join him?

     
  • At 1:32 PM, Blogger jamiejamiejamie said…

    Bah!

    --HATE EVERYTHING MODE ENGAGED--
    --TARGETING--
    --TARGET LOCK ESTABLISHED--
    --PREPARING TO HATE--

    Bah! In need of some AA batteries across the pond. Don't read my shit unless you're in a hating mood.

    AAAAaaaaand!
    Pop music goes in cycles, man. You're supposed to hate it as soon as you start getting, ah-hem, old. The manufactured shit is what tomorrow's genuises will corrupt and turn into gold.

    love and dust

     
  • At 2:43 AM, Blogger DougalDutch said…

    Game, set, match.

     

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