Ode to the bins
Fairwell dear bins and stout binmen, honest of heart and noble of routine. A door closes on a short space of my working life at Eastleigh borough council..
From picking polystyrene out of the recycling, or emptyting compost into a rotopress i will now deal with the strict realities of post modern desert art and working through the nooks and crannies of the behaviour 35'000 slightly unhinged homosapiens..
So here's to my fellow workers all of whom i will never see again..
Dusty Joe- Singer and sebo obsessive
Neil- The fastest loading hands in the south
Mike Bradd- Overtime hoarder and fashion guru
Mike Oliver- Cunt
Dean Spacey- Will work from 6 in the morning to 9 at night..Family man..
Now i will finish this post as i am well aware that i have far too many pictures of men on my blog which may make you ask certain questions about me which have no basis in reality. And im also in danger of becoming weird. So goodbye from me for a while..Next time you here from me ill be browner, more liberal and married. So lets kick up the fire and let the flames break loose! Bring it down! BRING IT ALL DOWN!
From picking polystyrene out of the recycling, or emptyting compost into a rotopress i will now deal with the strict realities of post modern desert art and working through the nooks and crannies of the behaviour 35'000 slightly unhinged homosapiens..
So here's to my fellow workers all of whom i will never see again..
Dusty Joe- Singer and sebo obsessive
Neil- The fastest loading hands in the south
Mike Bradd- Overtime hoarder and fashion guru
Mike Oliver- Cunt
Dean Spacey- Will work from 6 in the morning to 9 at night..Family man..
Now i will finish this post as i am well aware that i have far too many pictures of men on my blog which may make you ask certain questions about me which have no basis in reality. And im also in danger of becoming weird. So goodbye from me for a while..Next time you here from me ill be browner, more liberal and married. So lets kick up the fire and let the flames break loose! Bring it down! BRING IT ALL DOWN!
posted by Turtle @ Sunday, August 20, 2006
4 Comments:
At 3:53 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hey Turtle,
You may not get this message for a while but I hope that married life will suit you very well. I've only met you twice, but you seem like a pretty solid chap - hurrah!!
I am in Montréal enjoying myself unable to speak much French.
Hope you are well, and we shall meet again soon.
Ed (Dowie, Helen's Friend....you know....a bit clumsy....er...Oxford?)
At 3:55 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hey Turtle,
You may not get this message for a while but I hope that married life will suit you very well. I've only met you twice, but you seem like a pretty solid chap - hurrah!!
I am in Montréal enjoying myself unable to speak much French.
Hope you are well, and we shall meet again soon.
Ed (Dowie, Helen's Friend....you know....a bit clumsy....er...Oxford?)
At 6:00 PM,
jamiejamiejamie said…
Mr.? Where did you go? You never call, I'll understand if you've met someone else, there's still hope.
Its not like you ran off to America and got married or anything.
!
love and dust
At 8:33 AM,
Turtle said…
I'm back people don't worry...
Ed- i'm glad to see that you appreciate the beauty and glory of bin man work..
It's a noble profession.. i hope all is well with you in Montreal,i'm so amazed that you made it there especially with all the potential problems that you we're having before.. we will meet again,we've had so much fun talking about crisps and laughing for no particular reason how could we not..
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