Nick wack paddy wack give the dog a bone...
It is now under a fortnight until, I, make myself known to a city in the desert..And i will let them eat cake, as much as they want.
Although they can have as much cake as they want for by the end of the week we will all look and sound like Tuscan raiders, and in some cases many of us will become Chewbacca. But thats fine because then we can say, nay have the right to say DON'T YOU FUCKING CROSS ME!!...I AM CHEWBACCA!!!
How to prepare? what to wear? nothing at all? of course not..No sex please British..Although im sure ill end up in plenty of strange conversations, Here's one ive envisioned already..For this piece i have colour coded the text according to who is speaking..The key is bellow
(Turtle walks up to speckly freckly burner and in his dry-gallows Southern English accent drawls)
Burner
Turtle
"Awight mate"
"Clothes"
"im sorry"?
"Clothes"
"ooh do you like them, its a nice silk fit down the legs with a little lace trim and i think the top matches, i reckon the Khwarzam-shah look is definately making a come back"
"Clothes are the bane of our society, get free with yourself, what better fit is there then your own skin? Get in touch with your inner child......Get naked"
"Why do that when clothes can say so much about who you are and what your into.. So many of your nuances can be explained in a single melodramtic flick of the wrists with a valore sleeve rolling down your taut arm"
"What says more about you then your naked skin that you restrict and hem tightly away where all the beautiful people around you can't see, What says more about you then the crevass of your armpit jigiling in the wind? or your genitals flowing up and down in ecstacy as you try to reach Nirvana on a trampoline?"
"That just sounds like id get cold..I spose it might tell people that i look cold?
"No, it will reveal your inner being"
"The only thing it will reveal is the last chicken in the shop"
"Which is beautiful, look and see"
"No i'm British, if you do that i might explode, it'll be too much for my sense of smarm and modesty and close-mindedness..I'll go so far over to the astral plain that ill never be able to eat curry and chips ever again or watch county cricket and that... Sir, is too much to risk..Good day to you..
"Clothes"
So there you have it..I microscopic peep at what to expect...
Very excited!
XxXxX
Although they can have as much cake as they want for by the end of the week we will all look and sound like Tuscan raiders, and in some cases many of us will become Chewbacca. But thats fine because then we can say, nay have the right to say DON'T YOU FUCKING CROSS ME!!...I AM CHEWBACCA!!!
How to prepare? what to wear? nothing at all? of course not..No sex please British..Although im sure ill end up in plenty of strange conversations, Here's one ive envisioned already..For this piece i have colour coded the text according to who is speaking..The key is bellow
(Turtle walks up to speckly freckly burner and in his dry-gallows Southern English accent drawls)
Burner
Turtle
"Awight mate"
"Clothes"
"im sorry"?
"Clothes"
"ooh do you like them, its a nice silk fit down the legs with a little lace trim and i think the top matches, i reckon the Khwarzam-shah look is definately making a come back"
"Clothes are the bane of our society, get free with yourself, what better fit is there then your own skin? Get in touch with your inner child......Get naked"
"Why do that when clothes can say so much about who you are and what your into.. So many of your nuances can be explained in a single melodramtic flick of the wrists with a valore sleeve rolling down your taut arm"
"What says more about you then your naked skin that you restrict and hem tightly away where all the beautiful people around you can't see, What says more about you then the crevass of your armpit jigiling in the wind? or your genitals flowing up and down in ecstacy as you try to reach Nirvana on a trampoline?"
"That just sounds like id get cold..I spose it might tell people that i look cold?
"No, it will reveal your inner being"
"The only thing it will reveal is the last chicken in the shop"
"Which is beautiful, look and see"
"No i'm British, if you do that i might explode, it'll be too much for my sense of smarm and modesty and close-mindedness..I'll go so far over to the astral plain that ill never be able to eat curry and chips ever again or watch county cricket and that... Sir, is too much to risk..Good day to you..
"Clothes"
So there you have it..I microscopic peep at what to expect...
Very excited!
XxXxX
posted by Turtle @ Monday, August 07, 2006
1 Comments:
At 10:12 AM,
Boudicca Lee said…
"What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognize the fact that the foot is more noble than the shoe, and skin more beautiful that the garment with which it is clothed?" - Michaelangelo
Michaelangelo obviously never saw a naked hippie...
Boo
xx
p.s. looking forward to the naked Turtle pictures on your return!
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