How you bin?

Why does everyone think that bin men make lots of money, they don't!

They toil in the sun and smoke the occasional fag.

Right now thats cleared up its time to moan and review..

MOAN:

I don't like this trend of people not updating theit blogs, it makes me angry, update them people otherwise all ill have is a load of garden waste to keep me occupied all day. If people don't start getting on the case soon, im gonna get a stick, a real big one and then im gonna get some leaves, and then im gonna get some mud and then im gonna get some horse manure. And then im gonna have you all round for dinner and make you vegetarian food followed by a poo pie.

REVIEW:

Spent the weekend in Cheltenham with Jess and two of her life long friends Elle and Jo, we also arranged to meet up with the shouty wolf and a little chick (both people), felt a little disappointed that the little chick could only meet us for 20 minutes on the megabus stop on Sunday by beards due to chronic hangover. Meanwhile Elle and Jo proved far more reliable and much pizza and booze was consumed on Saturday with them, we didnt even tip the waitress who was a stupid silly bint and that made me happy.

The weekend turned me against megabus forever, no air conditioning cramped soaring temperatures, an extremely large heavy chested American struggling behind us and a skinny arrogant sunglasses laden girl whose rudeness was only matched by my desire to see bad things happen to her-silly cow refused to give pup her seat to a woman who needed it, i cant stand intransigence of this magnitude..

So after 6 hours of this one was not amused, especially as i only got to bed 5 hours before i head to face the bins!, but as always chin up, never a rainy day, especially at the moment!

xx