A week in the life...Of Turtle

ITS BORING!!

And i don't like it..No thats not true (im lying again), im such a compulsive little fibber, a lieomaniac. Not im not, ive just read that back and it looks really bad. What! No! Fuck off brain! Quit playing games with my fragile emotions..What? Fragile they are NOT! They're as strong as an Ox or Asterix the Gaul (after he's taken his magic potion)

So i started work as a bin man today running around road after road, loading green bags of composte into a big fuck off bin, pressing a button so that the bin tips into the lorry, then it comes back down again (all at the command of a button), waving morning to old men with shorts pulled far too tightly up to their shrivelled groins whilst mowing their lawns or old biddies (love that word) walking dogs that look as bad as they do..

Fun work though, home by 12 and I get paid a whole days work so it'll be good when i finally start seeing some green.

Saw Sigur Ros the other night with my fiance who purchased us some tickets as a 21st birthday gift (bless her)..Sonic glacial soundscaping...Ambient textured tones...Angelic alien registered vocals...Atmospheric and monumental..another superlative...So good...So blown away..I might just do what any man would do under the circumstances..Horrah!

Here was their set (yes im an obsessive, go out and get a hobby of your own if you don't like it, mines hero-worship and it suits my celebrity guzzling self just fine)

Takk...Glosoli
Ny Batteri
Saeglopur
Gong
andvari
Hoppipolla
Med Blodnasir
se lest
olsen olsen
vidrar vel til loftarasa
Svo Hljótt
heysatan
Poplogid

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