Britney smears dinner over face

Reading this headline in the London paper has definitely been a highlight of the week for me. There are times when the slap happy Murdoch inspired way of writing just has you in stitches. This was certainly one of those occasions.

Other highlights include the arrival of my new digital 8-track recorder and the writing of 'It Began As a Mistake' to hail the arrival of Pigee Magoo into the archives of Contracresto's epic history to compliment the beginning of a new musical destiny.

Twas ever thus.

Drinks on Wednesday night and relentless slagging off of the Mobo awards for no particular reason, this was good also and tickled me in ways i've never been tickled.

We also got a free TV and DVD player yesterday, doughnuts anyone?

Yes!